Happy Birthday Arnold Schwarzenegger!
We are assembling an Army of Arnold’s to rule over the social audio world.
In celebration of our favorite Iron Pumping Governator, we challenge you to show off your best Arnold voice. Choose from the menu below for:
- Your favorite movie and quote
- Raise your hand to jump into the queue
- Do the voice
- Have fun!
This is part of an ongoing series by the Celebrity Auditions Club on Clubhouse.
Conan The Barbarian
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women! – https://youtu.be/Oo9buo9Mtos
This is good, but what is best in life?
The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrists and the wind in your hair.
Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.
That is good. That is good.
Jehnna: “I suppose nothing hurts you.” Conan: “Only pain.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWG-nHuuCRc – Conan talks to Subotai
Arnold – What gods do you pray to?
Subotai – I pray to the four winds. And you?
Arnold – To Crom. But I seldom pray to him. He doesn’t listen.
Subotai – (Laughs) What good is he, then? It’s just as I’ve always said.
Arnold – He is strong. If I die, I have to go before him…and he will ask me,
“What is the riddle of steel?” If I don’t know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That’s Crom. Strong on his mountain.
Subotai – Ahh…My god is greater.
Arnold – Crom laughs at your four winds, laughs from his mountain.
Subotai – My god is stronger. He is the everlasting sky. Your god lives underneath him
Music interlude .
Subotai – Civilization, ancient and wicked. Have you ever seen this before?
Arnold – No. Let’s waste no time!
Arnold- (Eating meat on a stick) It’s good.
Subotai – You have no idea how long it’s been there. So much meat. Stink.
Arnold – Does it always smell like this? How does the wind ever get in here?
EPIC MUSIC PLAYS
Arnold Monologue – Crom. I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought or why we died. No, all that matters is, that two stood against many, that’s what’s important. Valor pleases you Crom. So grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen then to Hell with you! ”https://youtu.be/RBMY3VV5AMA
I’ll be back
Arnold- I’m a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she’s here. Could I see her please?
Police Officer – No. Can’t see her. She’s making a statement.
Arnold – Where is she?
Police officer – Look, it may take a while. If you wanna wait, there’s a bench over there.
Arnold – I’ll be back.
Police Officer – Ah!
“Nice night for a Walk”
Punk – Nice night for a walk eh?
Arnold – Nice night for a walk.
Punk – Wash day tomorrow! Nothing clean, right?
Arnold – Nothing clean. Right.
Punk – Hey, I think this guy’s a couple cans short of a six pack.
Arnold – Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
Punk – Fuck you, asshole!
Sarah – Keep it under sixty five. We don’t want to get pulled over.
Arnold – Affirmative.
John Connor – No, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk: you don’t say “affirmative” or some shit like that, you say “no problemo”. And if someone comes up you to with an attitude you say “eat me”, and if you wanna shine them on it: ‘Hasta la vista baby’.
Arnold – Hasta la vista baby.
John Connor – Yeah later “dickwad”, and if someone gets upset you say “Chill-Out” or you can do combinations.
Arnold. Chill-out dickwad.
John Connor – That’s great, see your getting it.
Arnold – No problemo.
“Hasta la vista baby”
T-1000 moving slowly towards Arnold. Crumbling
Arnold – Hasta la vista,baby.
The T-1000 shatters and slowly starts to rebuild itself.
Arnold – We don’t have much time.
John Connor – Let’s go. Come on! Come on. We gotta get out of here. Come on! Get up!
‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle’
Arnold – I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Biker#1 – You forgot to say please.
Biker stabs Arnold with cigar. Arnold hits him.
Biker#1 – Get him off me!
Biker#2 – Pull it out! Pull it out!
Biker #1 – Oh! Oh, no! Take it.
Can’t let you take the man’s wheels, son.
Now, get off before I put you down.
That’s it, God damn it.
“Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death.”
Test content below
Top Level Accordion
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Second Level #1
Second Level #2
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